Justin Verlander Has A Message For All You Haters Out There Saying He's Not Rehabbing Hard Enough

Sunday at Chicago Cut

 

 

 

 

 

Monday at the Shedd

 

 

 

 

 

Monday afternoon, Hi Haters, It’s me Justin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I give Verlander a hard time because he seems a little dickish and still doesn’t get that he’s being cursed by his girlfriend but this made me laugh. Any time any celebrity or professional sports player throws out a dedicated “haters” post on social media I’m all in. Sorry Haters, Justin won today, he went to the aquarium then chilled in his hotel room all afternoon. Probably snapped a few selfies for Kate and took a little nap. #YourWelcome indeed.

 

 

 

 

PS

The funniest part of this post is that you know he’s talking to a bunch of 14 year olds in Grosse Pointe and Bloomfield Hills. The “haters” here are rich little kids on their macbook pro. A grown man saying hello to a bunch of 14 year olds on Instagram, strip it down to the bare bones and shit just got really creepy.

 

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